“They like to combine names, like Brangelina. And Peeta and Katniss, can lead to Peeniss.”
OH MUH GOD, THE KATNISS/PEETA SHIP NAME IS PEENISS. LOVE IT. HAHAHAHAHA
Hears noises at night: Well this is it this is the end for me I had an awful life
Gets shampoo in my eyes: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
Heart is beating fast: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
A cop walks by: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
Taking a test: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
Gets a sunburn: Skin cancer
